•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
SOUNDS LIKE ME!
Can’t sleep? Smoke a bowl.
Can’t eat? Smoke a bowl.
Can’t relax? Smoke a bowl.
Weed is the ultimate medicine ❤️👍
Have a Headache? Smoke a bowl.
Want to reduce your brain tumor? Eat some oil.
Want to cut yourself? Smoke a bowl.
Want to smoke a bowl ? Smoke a bowl
Have Anxiety? Smoke a bowl
Have Depression? Smoke a bowl
And eat pizza and watch Netflix.
and fuck while eating pizza and watching netflix.
And smoke a blunt between bites of the pizza were eating while we fuck and watch netflix ;o